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When travelling around NI you'll need supplies.
Below is a Supplies
List which you'll need to print out and keep, should you ever be
enough to go for a wee trip.
Buttered White bread (for crisps)
Crisps , Tayto Cheese & Onion are best
Small bottles filled with Quosh or similar diluted Orange drink
Jaffa Cakes (high in Jaffa energy)
An Apple (not to eat, but to trade with locals)
A cassette with Cyndi Lauper and old Cher songs (for
All items are to be contained in a suitable plastic "offies"
bag and one bag per person travelling. You'll only need one
cassette, for the car.
NB* If you intend to stay out over night, include
Chicken + Mushroom
Pot Noodles, a Mars bar and Kendal Mint Cake.
Wise Words From The Author
I have had some experience with trying to get to Northern Ireland. I
obviously completed my trip, which is why I'm in Northern Ireland.
Most folk from across the globe have never heard of it never mind
knowing where it is.
Just tell them "It's just left of the Isle of Man mate, you can't
it, like." and you'll be sorted.
Our pilot happened to be Bulgarian ( I'm not one to take the mickey
of people's culture you understand) and was obviously drunk on a
Bulgarian beer called "Zegorka".
Lost is not a word I would use, no...it is a word I would use. Lost.
In all fairness to him, he did eventually get us near home, but we
about 100 miles out (Dublin Airport) and had to be bused back to
Every time I leave the country I carry a map of the world, just in